Fuck No, Montreal

It's very European!

Spotted on Mount Royal: The Tree of Life and/or Death.
Sometimes you walk up the Mountain and just wonder: What the hell are they all looking at?
This Halloween’s hottest costume: Men’s Rights Activist!
Or, even better (worse), Sexy Men’s Rights Activist!
Spotted at a theatre-turned-church in Villeray aka Villerad. This oughta settle things once and for all…

You may have already seen this Star Trek: TNG cast reunion pic taken at Montreal Comic-Con. But has anyone Photoshopped William Shatner’s sad, photo-bombing face into other photos, Where’s Waldo styles? Because they really should.

Probe launched after cops prevented patients from reaching ER because FOOTBALL NO ONE CARES ABOUT EVEN

Are we done yet? Because this really is the day that keeps on giving, news-wise. There’s barely time to complain about the cold snap or stupid new batch of freshmen.

Family doctors looking for 3,000 EFFING PATIENTS

Are you one of the 50,000 Montrealers waiting for a family doctor? Did you know the average wait time is 295 days?

Since it completed its expansion on September 2, the Victoria-Square medical centre has been ready to take close to 3,000 patients. 

The director of the centre Judith Bélanger says they contacted Montreal’s health agency months ago, but still haven’t received a patient from the waiting list.

“We thought we would open the doors and people would rush into the clinic but it hasn’t been the case at all,” Bélanger said.

It was jurisdictional confusion over who manages the wait list that caused the delay.

Call it, doctor. Time of death: 10.30 a.m. Cause of death: Jurisdictional confusion.

Someone looked at the art chairs by Lafontaine and thought: You know what would make these better? My entire collection of books by that lady who single-handedly founded the neanderthal-erotica genre. And they were totally right.

Background checks promised after taxi drivers accused of sexual assault OH COOL YOU 'PROMISE' WELL ALL RIGHT THEN

Wait… wait… I thought you guys were working on that? No?? Oh man… Well then that is surprising. Someone should, like, definitely… get on it. Because, assaults…

Montreal! Where people will steal your heart, your wallet, your bike and your artwork – right off the wall, too!
This piece (in the middle with the dark background) by artist Travis McEwan was stolen yesterday from Galerie LaCentrale Powerhouse on Saint-Laurent. So keep your ear to the ground and your eyes peeled! Though really, isn’t the kind of jerk who’d do this the same kind of douche who’d openly brag about it to anyone who’ll listen? Probably drunk, explaining that stealing it was actually a work of art in itself, and also, would you accept it as payment for coke? 
Maybe it’s even the brave genius who scrawled this the other week.

Montreal! Where people will steal your heart, your wallet, your bike and your artwork – right off the wall, too!

This piece (in the middle with the dark background) by artist Travis McEwan was stolen yesterday from Galerie LaCentrale Powerhouse on Saint-Laurent. So keep your ear to the ground and your eyes peeled! Though really, isn’t the kind of jerk who’d do this the same kind of douche who’d openly brag about it to anyone who’ll listen? Probably drunk, explaining that stealing it was actually a work of art in itself, and also, would you accept it as payment for coke?

Maybe it’s even the brave genius who scrawled this the other week.

Sneak peek at the Ghostbusters reboot!!!
(FTR this pic is from an old Montreal Comic-Con and, just to be clear, this dude rules in every way.)
Spotted at the Ukrainian festival last weekend.
Just one mistake. En français, ‘Vladimir Putin’ is ‘Vladimir Poutine.’ File under: Things you assume are a joke the first time you read them before realizing no, no they are not.
(Thanks for the submission, FoundOnLand!)

Dan Savage gives a shout out to Just For Laughs Gags in this episode of the Savage Lovecast. Before you cancel your Magnum subscription, note that he admits he really only watches it while stoned and mostly just to marvel over how it could never get made in the United States — not without someone getting shot.

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