Fuck No, Montreal

It's very European!

Montreal: Still using ‘2K’ in business names all over the place.

Oh my god you CAN predict… the present.

Thanks for the submission, youknowwho!)

Shut it down. Just… shut the whole thing down.
Spotted on July 20 in Mile-End. Five more days ‘til reverse Xmas!
Saddest graffiti ever at Alexandraplatz.
We were holding out for the last curbed Xmas tree but this might just beat them all.
Is this just Old Montreal or is there a theme park down there that we don’t know about?

Hi, children of Montreal? Here’s your nightmare fodder for the next 30 years. It’s called The Peanut Butter Solution, it was shot in this city, and we think it’s totally fine to show it to you in elementary school. (Spoiler alert: He puts it on his pubes.)

Spotted in the bus stop outside the Ubisoft building. Whatever ad agency is behind this must have a branch devoted just to Mile-End. Well, work’s work. 
A rare missive from the suburb of Montreal West. Please, no one tell the anti-vaccination movement.
Take these and show them to some 19-year-olds. They’ll be amazed by the outdated technology and marvel at a time when Jerry Springer was the worst we could do.
From Buzzfeed’s 24 Undeniable Signs You Went to McGill. Or that you should consider killing yourself.
Whichever.

From Buzzfeed’s 24 Undeniable Signs You Went to McGill. Or that you should consider killing yourself.

Whichever.

This is a bit old, but it’s from Miranda July’s email/celebrity spam project ‘We Think Alone’ (week 16). IIRC this is not the first time Dunst’s email has involved Montreal, in a negative fashion. Rumour has it she likes to party here. 

Montreal has a case of the Mondays.

They really aren’t doing themselves any favours in this city, are they?